Lessons from

"Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker". 

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• "He had as good a chance of beating me as getting a French kiss out of the Statue of Liberty". 

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• "Tighter than a nun's gadget". 

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• "I don't know what it means, but I just said it". 

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• "I'm no hustler. You see, neighbor, I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him