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What's the point of having Fu%k you money if you never say Fu#k you

  • Writer: Marcus Nikos
    Marcus Nikos
  • Feb 10, 2025
  • 7 min read




what's the point of having money if you

never say

you hey come

in bite God

no I'm glad you came in I was going to

come see you

about a purchase I'm considering an

impulse purchase naturally

sizable I'm get guessing it's something

you may not even particularly need

people are saying if I do it'll unleash

the hounds which makes me want it even

more it's good back when we started you

wouldn't have been able to recognize the

motivation until long after you'd bought

it well back when we started I was just

rich not super rich Prime beachfront

Heritage hasn't even come on market yet

that's a

mistake a conspicuous buy like that in

the news

he goes from a billionaire that you can

pull for to just another Rich if

he turns the populace against him he

gives his Edge to you I passed word that

uh he shouldn't buy

it if he's innocent he passes because

he's a disciplined player and he knows

that's the disciplined

move but a guilty man he buys that house

to show me he's got nothing to hide

all well kids in my office really

thought you might buy that

house I told him you got big balls but

not that big you're right I'll probably

pass it's so nice though you know feels

like you're part of the beach and ocean

and all that air out

there you know about it your

daddy's got a little place out there he

must let you use a bedroom some weekends

if you say please walk

away I

should but then again what's the point

of having you money if you never

say

you yeah Denny danton's coming in with

an offer on the Norton House 62 million

prepared to close in less than a week I

here how the did he see it he

didn't he knew the house been to party

there

son of a

it's like you's staring


me got you

you like it I love

it Ellis eids we are honored to share

this privilege with you Mr Axel rod with

you too Mrs Axel Rod there's no sharing

Alice it's Axel Rod hall now no of

course we understand you think you

do now I saw that when I came in here

you don't remember me

Chad I know who you

are but you don't actually

remember we've met

before I cat eat at the spoon when I was

a kid it was the perfect summer job I

carried your grandfather's bag quite a

few times you're back too Chad in the

summer after Middle

School how funny that we all end up here

now here's the thing a lot of numbers

have been thrown around 100 for the

naming rights 25 for your name to come

down but there's one number that really

matters to me

16 and we'll see if you still think it's

funny Chad $16 is what a caddy got paid

for a loop 4 hours of humping bags

smelling sour cigars I'm watching all of

you light to each other about your golf

scores in the 95 degree heat but I was

happy for the job that's 16 bucks and I

would do two Loops a day so it was 32 on

a Saturday 32 on a Sunday by the end of

the weekend I'd have 64 bucks 16

weekends Memorial to Labor Day

$1,024 that was a spending money for the

entire year he'd stretch it out until

the next summer pretty

much

until and you were there for this Chad

your grandfather asked me to read a put

on three it was a left to right leaker

and I told him so I'd seen the putt all

summer long he closed the face pulled it

missed it by a foot you laughed at him

you made fun of his

eyesight and he turned to me and he

fired me right there not from the round

but from the

club now I needed that $16 but he didn't

give a because he was embarrassed

to have missed a putt in front of his

grandson are you saying we are here

because of that ancient that's

right

160 which is why I am presenting you

with a check for $25

million minus 16 which leaves you with 9

million that is ell this is

unaccept is we will walk out of

here if you don't honor the full amount

no you won't you need this 9 million

because none of you not one has done a

single day of work from the moment your

miserable prick of a grandfather fell

face down in the sand in Palm Beach and

after reviewing your Holdings your

business interests your debts I know

that this check is the only thing

standing between your family and

bankruptcy so pick it up put it in your

pocket and walk out of

here or right will

so now the axle Rod name will be forever

affixed to this building for all

time until some guy richer than me wants

it to come

down you really started

something not that it's wrong that it

needs


riding just all alone I've


been I'm right I beong

I woke your assistant and made her tell

me where you were I need to have her

fired that's what I do but you're nicer

than me that I

am our comp meeting will happen as

scheduled your bonus will reflect your

overall contribution to the firm as

always but I needed to do something else

for

you after what you did for me the other

night something special

it's for you

axe this is unfucking believable

thank

you this time thank

you okay I got to go I'm on my way to

meet Wags starting a capital race

after our session had the sudden Clarity

that we were

ready but I was

ready go get

him I


what I see

it looking at you that you're ready but

they may not be at least not yet


hey you always said to call this number

and only this number in the circumstance

like

this I

understand well this has to be an

inperson

conversation I'll tell you time and

place hey and thanks for the call

Constantine you're a good friend you

never really know what he's doing or why

I mean he says he's going to Morocco to

check out a sevenstar hotel but then you

find out he's really in hungo making a

web portal play oh hey pouch needs a

minute with you later Metallica is

playing one North American gig this year

tonight quec we going you half right you

got the con brother like I always say

don't it up I


know here is hey here he

is kill them all baby woooo come on

bro good to see you how are you holy

I couldn't be more psyched if you

told me Jillian barar is going to ride

my face like American Pharaoh that's

beautiful I want that on my Tombstone oh

yours Hey where's Freddy not coming yeah

he's late as usual yeah you know what we

should leave his ass rule is if a guy's

flying you somewhere he gets to show up

last step on a plane close the door and

take off right if you own the plane you

don't wait that's the rules but not for

you guys never for you guys come on


you all right

yes this thing's fun to

drive want a ticket for a lap or two I

have to head to the airport so you're

leaving out of Houston yep are you sure

you don't want to join me you sound like

you want to join me


so nice

ride how much

132,000 I'll take two what color do you

want


Donna I need sacker

now this what the is

this Steph Reed says that axe bought

some enemies books yes cornered the

first edition book market for those

specific books to spider rival and did

she

say which

books second world war by Churchill


this is what they

do how the do you compete with

something that powerful that swims

around for days on end just waiting for

the faintest smell of blood so we can

attack without warning and with all the

ferocity and half the conscience of a

goddamn bull

shark you

can't unless you can somehow anticipate

where it will strike and then match its

strength when it does which you

can't I can see books are a trigger for

you thank you sacker

I used to think it was a total waste of

$60

million the third

plane of course it's waste just like

everything in the top right corner of

the risk and control

Matrix right up until you need

it so how does this work I'm a little

too tall to fit into a cello

case outfitted as a private cargo jet

special container that houses a regular

seat you'll be quite comfortable I

assure you medical instruments on the

Manifest no passengers you'll board the

chopper to satisfy the tail and then

pass through out into a waiting vehicle

I'll have things taken care of on the

other end long before you

land it's good to be the

king

Hall you are a true

professional in other

circumstances those words coming from

you you would actually uh make me

smile I'm sorry you know he never would

have if there was any other way Mr

Wagner this leaves you holding the bag

now doesn't it


as the CEO of the bank they'll be

prosecuted no you see I'm just a

guy who was offered a CEO job I never to

take it though see right here never

signed we have card blanch on

company records we'll find the real one

a no we won't yeah Bobby Axelrod

was a co-signer so you can get him to

testify but I don't see that happening

so good luck we can't waste our time

with them we need to get the FAA recheck

the No Fly list ax was on look at air

traffic no

point Miss sacker

scram when someone leaves a burning sack

of excrement on your doorstep and Rings

your doorbell it's best not to stop it

out L you get covered in

 
 
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