What's the point of having Fu%k you money if you never say Fu#k you
- Marcus Nikos
- Feb 10, 2025
- 7 min read

what's the point of having money if you
never say
you hey come
in bite God
no I'm glad you came in I was going to
come see you
about a purchase I'm considering an
impulse purchase naturally
sizable I'm get guessing it's something
you may not even particularly need
people are saying if I do it'll unleash
the hounds which makes me want it even
more it's good back when we started you
wouldn't have been able to recognize the
motivation until long after you'd bought
it well back when we started I was just
rich not super rich Prime beachfront
Heritage hasn't even come on market yet
that's a
mistake a conspicuous buy like that in
the news
he goes from a billionaire that you can
pull for to just another Rich if
he turns the populace against him he
gives his Edge to you I passed word that
uh he shouldn't buy
it if he's innocent he passes because
he's a disciplined player and he knows
that's the disciplined
move but a guilty man he buys that house
to show me he's got nothing to hide
all well kids in my office really
thought you might buy that
house I told him you got big balls but
not that big you're right I'll probably
pass it's so nice though you know feels
like you're part of the beach and ocean
and all that air out
there you know about it your
daddy's got a little place out there he
must let you use a bedroom some weekends
if you say please walk
away I
should but then again what's the point
of having you money if you never
say
you yeah Denny danton's coming in with
an offer on the Norton House 62 million
prepared to close in less than a week I
here how the did he see it he
didn't he knew the house been to party
there
son of a
it's like you's staring
me got you
you like it I love
it Ellis eids we are honored to share
this privilege with you Mr Axel rod with
you too Mrs Axel Rod there's no sharing
Alice it's Axel Rod hall now no of
course we understand you think you
do now I saw that when I came in here
you don't remember me
Chad I know who you
are but you don't actually
remember we've met
before I cat eat at the spoon when I was
a kid it was the perfect summer job I
carried your grandfather's bag quite a
few times you're back too Chad in the
summer after Middle
School how funny that we all end up here
now here's the thing a lot of numbers
have been thrown around 100 for the
naming rights 25 for your name to come
down but there's one number that really
matters to me
16 and we'll see if you still think it's
funny Chad $16 is what a caddy got paid
for a loop 4 hours of humping bags
smelling sour cigars I'm watching all of
you light to each other about your golf
scores in the 95 degree heat but I was
happy for the job that's 16 bucks and I
would do two Loops a day so it was 32 on
a Saturday 32 on a Sunday by the end of
the weekend I'd have 64 bucks 16
weekends Memorial to Labor Day
$1,024 that was a spending money for the
entire year he'd stretch it out until
the next summer pretty
much
until and you were there for this Chad
your grandfather asked me to read a put
on three it was a left to right leaker
and I told him so I'd seen the putt all
summer long he closed the face pulled it
missed it by a foot you laughed at him
you made fun of his
eyesight and he turned to me and he
fired me right there not from the round
but from the
club now I needed that $16 but he didn't
give a because he was embarrassed
to have missed a putt in front of his
grandson are you saying we are here
because of that ancient that's
right
160 which is why I am presenting you
with a check for $25
million minus 16 which leaves you with 9
million that is ell this is
unaccept is we will walk out of
here if you don't honor the full amount
no you won't you need this 9 million
because none of you not one has done a
single day of work from the moment your
miserable prick of a grandfather fell
face down in the sand in Palm Beach and
after reviewing your Holdings your
business interests your debts I know
that this check is the only thing
standing between your family and
bankruptcy so pick it up put it in your
pocket and walk out of
here or right will
so now the axle Rod name will be forever
affixed to this building for all
time until some guy richer than me wants
it to come
down you really started
something not that it's wrong that it
needs
riding just all alone I've
been I'm right I beong
I woke your assistant and made her tell
me where you were I need to have her
fired that's what I do but you're nicer
than me that I
am our comp meeting will happen as
scheduled your bonus will reflect your
overall contribution to the firm as
always but I needed to do something else
for
you after what you did for me the other
night something special
it's for you
axe this is unfucking believable
thank
you this time thank
you okay I got to go I'm on my way to
meet Wags starting a capital race
after our session had the sudden Clarity
that we were
ready but I was
ready go get
him I
what I see
it looking at you that you're ready but
they may not be at least not yet
hey you always said to call this number
and only this number in the circumstance
like
this I
understand well this has to be an
inperson
conversation I'll tell you time and
place hey and thanks for the call
Constantine you're a good friend you
never really know what he's doing or why
I mean he says he's going to Morocco to
check out a sevenstar hotel but then you
find out he's really in hungo making a
web portal play oh hey pouch needs a
minute with you later Metallica is
playing one North American gig this year
tonight quec we going you half right you
got the con brother like I always say
don't it up I
know here is hey here he
is kill them all baby woooo come on
bro good to see you how are you holy
I couldn't be more psyched if you
told me Jillian barar is going to ride
my face like American Pharaoh that's
beautiful I want that on my Tombstone oh
yours Hey where's Freddy not coming yeah
he's late as usual yeah you know what we
should leave his ass rule is if a guy's
flying you somewhere he gets to show up
last step on a plane close the door and
take off right if you own the plane you
don't wait that's the rules but not for
you guys never for you guys come on
you all right
yes this thing's fun to
drive want a ticket for a lap or two I
have to head to the airport so you're
leaving out of Houston yep are you sure
you don't want to join me you sound like
you want to join me
so nice
ride how much
132,000 I'll take two what color do you
want
Donna I need sacker
now this what the is
this Steph Reed says that axe bought
some enemies books yes cornered the
first edition book market for those
specific books to spider rival and did
she
say which
books second world war by Churchill
this is what they
do how the do you compete with
something that powerful that swims
around for days on end just waiting for
the faintest smell of blood so we can
attack without warning and with all the
ferocity and half the conscience of a
goddamn bull
shark you
can't unless you can somehow anticipate
where it will strike and then match its
strength when it does which you
can't I can see books are a trigger for
you thank you sacker
I used to think it was a total waste of
$60
million the third
plane of course it's waste just like
everything in the top right corner of
the risk and control
Matrix right up until you need
it so how does this work I'm a little
too tall to fit into a cello
case outfitted as a private cargo jet
special container that houses a regular
seat you'll be quite comfortable I
assure you medical instruments on the
Manifest no passengers you'll board the
chopper to satisfy the tail and then
pass through out into a waiting vehicle
I'll have things taken care of on the
other end long before you
land it's good to be the
king
Hall you are a true
professional in other
circumstances those words coming from
you you would actually uh make me
smile I'm sorry you know he never would
have if there was any other way Mr
Wagner this leaves you holding the bag
now doesn't it
as the CEO of the bank they'll be
prosecuted no you see I'm just a
guy who was offered a CEO job I never to
take it though see right here never
signed we have card blanch on
company records we'll find the real one
a no we won't yeah Bobby Axelrod
was a co-signer so you can get him to
testify but I don't see that happening
so good luck we can't waste our time
with them we need to get the FAA recheck
the No Fly list ax was on look at air
traffic no
point Miss sacker
scram when someone leaves a burning sack
of excrement on your doorstep and Rings
your doorbell it's best not to stop it
out L you get covered in


